This Tornado Loves You

2009

December 168
November 335
October 243
September 412
August 671
July 390
June 127
May 131
April 125
March 42
(via yerawizardharry) I don’t want to go home for...
Dec 12th
uh oh
Dec 12th
Listen Listen
grapesnbananas: deadwildcat: wamiv: The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy
Dec 12th
mastershredder: Popcorn?
Dec 12th
crabcakes: Andy: Leslie, I don’t know if this is important...
Dec 11th
2989: kickedy: i ate out a jar of honey because i love...
Dec 11th
I LOVE finding shit like this at work
Dec 11th
A mudkip a day keeps the doctor away
Dec 11th
'Tis the Season to GET DRUNK and have WebMD...
Dec 11th
Aubrey Plaza Babe Status: Affirmative
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
jimbag: Metric - “Stadium Love”  <3
Dec 11th
stinemachine: suburbantrash: wrenslastlaugh: Now I’m...
Dec 11th
chrisfreshh: My tumblr makes me look homosexual. I promise i’m not. I like females, and vaginas,...
Dec 11th

RIP Flight of the Conchords

“Bret, Jemaine and James (co-creator/director) said “we’ve noticed the less we say about the...
Dec 11th
My desire to see this movie stems from the fact that...
Dec 11th
The Tumblrairty Elves dropped my figures down 200 points in...
Dec 11th
driftingthroughspacetime: opmuh: ...
Dec 11th

hahaha really tumblr?

synecdoche: spacecataz: synecdoche: you’re taking my top five/bright eyes post seriously but...
Dec 11th

hahaha really tumblr?

synecdoche: you’re taking my top five/bright eyes post seriously but choosing to completely ignore...
Dec 11th

top five albums of the decade

synecdoche: bright eyes - lifted or the story is in the soil, keep your ear to the ground ...
Dec 11th
6od: They really let me have all the fun. If I were a less...
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
carinaavila: Naive | Lily Allen (Origially by The Kooks) i am probably going to learn this...
Dec 11th

This is why I keep you around

me: I live in the face of danger!
Luke: Don't you mean you "laugh" in the face of danger?
me: Nah, I live there. Rent's cheap. Who wants to live in danger? Nahbody. Discount.
Luke: I love you. Go fix my dinner.
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
dietjay: Heartless Bastards - The Mountain  FUN FACT: This song moistens my ladyparts
Dec 11th
musicalirony: ladyquinto: littlesealgirl: always...
Dec 11th
Creepin’ on my bf, watching all 275lbs of him WORK DAT...
Dec 11th
aowins: carloswritesstuff2: indieandyy: ...
Dec 11th
forminvoltron: the-mu: fff8e7: (via fff8e7) reblog 4...
Dec 11th
yerawizardharry: snapekilleddumbledore: ...
Dec 11th
semiserious: How the internet works: Two days ago I saw...
Dec 11th
synecdoche: i hate everything about my life  it’s...
Dec 11th
melaniekubin: via www.thingsbearslove.com
Dec 11th
LOOK JEN WE’RE NEIIIIGHBOOORSS!!!!
Dec 11th
Mac’s just not my type.
Dec 11th
I’m better than Zooey Deschanel, but not Jamie? What...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
fuckyeahconor: hoorayitslisamae: Bright Eyes- Haligh, Haligh, A Lie, Haligh  I almost died in...
Dec 10th
(via lovegifs) this is describing my day. don’t look...
Dec 10th
I just call this show My French Dad ‘cause...
Dec 10th
It pains me to know most people on Tumblr are too young to...
Dec 10th

fuck, i got diagnosed with halitosis

(via forminvoltron) you gon’ die
Dec 10th
samann: alisagaga: acab: Hmmm… I hope this is for a...
Dec 10th
Ooooh Wesleeeyyy, you have… AYYYYY DEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEE
Dec 10th
justonenote: (via fuckyeahhipsterkitty)
Dec 10th
opmuh: spacecataz: GPOYW: I hear we’re doing “Old...
Dec 10th
GPOYW: I hear we’re doing “Old Myspace Versions...
Dec 10th
So not only is everything ok, but he came home and he had...
Dec 10th
carinaavila: samann:fuckyeahjaymamays:fuckyeahcory: ...
Dec 10th
(via failbag) I LIKE YOU
Dec 10th

BRB GETTING THE GUEST BED READY

I should note: my boyfriend works for fucking Microsoft, so this really shouldn’t be a...
Dec 10th
opmuh: spacecataz: opmuh: spacecataz: opmuh: So I’m going to assume Spacecataz was runnin...
Dec 10th
opmuh: spacecataz: opmuh: So I’m going to assume Spacecataz was runnin on Win XP, and her...
Dec 10th
lamebot: guys. this was me in 2006. what a fuckin babe. ...
Dec 10th
opmuh: So I’m going to assume Spacecataz was runnin on Win XP, and her boyfriend had to do the...
Dec 10th

OMFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

amorningofsleep: spacecataz: opmuh: spacecataz: MY BOYFRIEND INSTALLED WINDOWS 7 ON THE...
Dec 10th

OMFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

opmuh: spacecataz: MY BOYFRIEND INSTALLED WINDOWS 7 ON THE LAPTOP WITHOUT WARNING ME FIRST. ALL...
Dec 10th

OMFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU

MY BOYFRIEND INSTALLED WINDOWS 7 ON THE LAPTOP WITHOUT WARNING ME FIRST. ALL MY STUFF IS GONE. ALL....
Dec 10th
(via fuckyeahhipsterkitty) holla atcha girl/boy
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
TLC - Redlight Special — BRB tryin’ to seduce Carina
Dec 10th

To me, it's so obvious that Kristen...

massromantic: ktgt: massromantic: The fact that so many other people think so too just affirms...
Dec 10th

I'm black and this offends me a lot

Tash: snacks are for niggas
me: you didn't take your medication today, did you?
Tash: NIGGAS!!!
Dec 10th
thelos: goodluckspider: corpsefucker: ...
Dec 10th
mutations: ...
Dec 10th
yaaaaay! mayor bee! mayor bee!
Dec 10th

HEY YOU GUYS HEY YOU GUYS HEY YOU GUYS

FORMSPRINGGGGGGG work is boring please oh god
Dec 10th
airtank: spacecataz: You gonna win tonight yeah, bro? ...
Dec 9th
airtank: spacecataz: THE VOLTAGGIO BROS AIN’T SHIT ...
Dec 9th
thelos: briannebott: xlouisx: ...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
afghanibanani: Gossip Folks - Missy Elliot ft. Ludacris just for you, Kevin.  SHIT IS MY JAM
Dec 9th
IF MICHAEL VOLTAGGIO WINS TONIGHT, I’M GONNA VOMIT ON...
Dec 9th
hennypotter: yerawizardharry: um  i hahaha-ed did you...
Dec 9th
THE VOLTAGGIO BROS AIN’T SHIT
Dec 9th
You gonna win tonight yeah, bro?
Dec 9th
(via yerawizardharry) spoiler alert
Dec 9th
synecdoche: lovelife: mymuffinroared:(via...
Dec 9th

I forgot I had Formspring

slut *cough* —— ^_____^ INTERNET!!!!!!!!! Insert insite here! I guess!
Dec 9th
In case you missed it…. me without pants on, getting...
Dec 9th
for opmuh, who likes christmas lights. and whores.
Dec 9th

I've posted pics of me without pants on,...

…and my Tumbilarity has done nothing but dropped, because no one liked it. I don’t know...
Dec 9th
opmuh: spacecataz: Meggie the red-nosed Meggie I’M...
Dec 9th
Meggie the red-nosed Meggie
Dec 9th
Another “where are you Kate Barton?” post....
Dec 9th
kidskiddingkittens: annahinks: elohbee /...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
amorningofsleep: maeby: you have upset peter bishop.. ...
Dec 9th
GOD BLESS CAFE PRESS
Dec 9th
matweeny: juliasegal: comosehomo: kekekekekeke
Dec 9th
dommm: OK guys, yes, this album is amazing. It may be The...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)
Dec 9th
failbag: alvareo: (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing) ...
Dec 8th
studentloansforbeermoney: theycallmezulu: ex-genius: ...
Dec 8th

I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!

(via amorningofsleep) guhguhguhguhguhguhgyeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
likevannotjim: Bright Eyes - “Well Whiskey” from Lua (single) I get my whiskey from a well...
Dec 8th
zefrank.com: brief history of the US...
Dec 8th
justinleon: …especially in Williamsburg  hipster cat is...
Dec 8th
GOOD MORNING Y’ALL (via lovegifs)
Dec 8th
amorningofsleep: watchingtheplanets: (via...
Dec 8th
Where the fuck are you, Kate Barton?
Dec 8th
comepartmental: hellotabbydoo: OMFG!  owe my...
Dec 8th
Did I mention I watched Observe and Report over the weekend?...
Dec 8th
THE INTERNET IS BORING TODAY. YOU’RE ALL BORING. STOP...
Dec 8th
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dec 7th
lickystickypickyme: ...
Dec 7th
opmuh: spacecataz: opmuh: jennylewis: ...
Dec 7th
opmuh: jennylewis: evalovinlucy: fur hat :) oh my...
Dec 7th
aowins: solaravada: (via allenlowjoker)
Dec 7th
opmuh: johnwilkestooth: ROMULOX!  THE TRENTON TAR PITS! ...
Dec 7th
Listen Listen
Electric President - Metal Fingers —- But now we’re fresh out of heroes; now we’ve run dry on...
Dec 7th
My burps smell like 7-Eleven Spicy Bite Hot Dogs. AND FOR A...
Dec 7th
failbag: brb watching this forever ditto
Dec 7th
Logged into Myspace for the first time in a year. Hilarious.
Dec 7th
(via pedobear) :3
Dec 7th
hotpotofcoffee: FAS “Attack” 8 x 10” Acrylic on Canvas ...
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
Bright Eyes - Endless Entertainment And you don’t have to be content, But you do have to get on...
Dec 5th
making memories <3
Dec 5th
Dec 5th
BITCH BE GUILTY.
Dec 5th
jimrock: entitled “shithammed.jpg”  HAAAAAAMMMMM!!!
Dec 5th

Pissin' Carina off like yeah

Samann: sup
me: SUP LIKE YEAH
Samann: NOTHIN LIKE YEAH
me: THAT'S COOL LIKE YEAH. I'm just workin' like yeah
Samann: i just at an entire medium pizza like yeah
me: sounds delicious like yeah!
Samann: it WAS! now i have a food baby like woah haha
me: give birth like yeah
me: let's post this on Tumblr to make Carina mad like yeah
Samann: haha
me: hahaha like yeah
Samann: blog that shit like yeah
Dec 5th
sokeepthefaith: mermaidsareflying: noiwont: ...
Dec 5th
yerawizardharry: taylor-182: (via redsuspenders) ...
Dec 5th
carinaavila: Let’s take a minute to appreciate my boots...
Dec 5th
hammerito: rickahh: i’m trying to accomplish something...
Dec 5th
opmuh: lastdryshine: ...
Dec 5th
lovelesswrists: thiswontlastlong: (via byebyebutts) ...
Dec 5th
justinleon: everyday…  She’s Just Not That Into...
Dec 5th
Totally spent half my morning decking my cubicle. I have a...
Dec 4th
jennylewis:benjyie:worriedshoes: thischerokee: jl ...
Dec 4th
I miss my aunt. This woman helped my single mother raise me....
Dec 4th
Listen Listen
Saves The Day - Rocks Tonic Juice Magic —- Thirsty Thursday Soundtrack
Dec 4th
ephiesays: sup HW?  I’VE ABANDONED MY CHILD
Dec 4th
livejamie: Garfield - Garfield + Garfield
Dec 4th

I hate when people add "like yeah" to...

terrrrrible: fuckyeahcrit: beneaththespiinlight: Barfin in my mouth LIKE YEAH. Rebloggin’...
Dec 4th
lovelesswrists: currently listening cuz i feel a bit...
Dec 4th
GPOMAMRW: Gratuitous Picture of Me and Mini-Regis Wednesday ...
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
The Decemberists - From My Own True Love (Lost at Sea) —- It’s December. Imma post a...
Dec 3rd
nervegas: amorningofsleep: spacecataz: just want 2 go...
Dec 3rd
opmuh: seriously. party cat is an asshole. SERIOUSLY ...
Dec 3rd
opmuh: spacecataz: opmuh: gunshow – a comic – it’s not...
Dec 3rd
opmuh: gunshow – a comic – it’s not for children ...
Dec 3rd

I'm the only one who doesn't watch...

mercurypdx: quizzical-frisson: (via shehatesthesun) You’re not. I think we might be the only...
Dec 3rd

@_@

opmuh: STILL MYSTIFIED THAT SPACECATAZ WANTS TO PLAY KATAMARI 4EVER. OF COURSE I DO THAT MESS IS...
Dec 3rd
just want 2 go home and play katamari 4ever
Dec 3rd

Accused Murderer Amanda Knox,

airtank: heymikewaskom: Might have orchestrated an intricate plot in order to sexually...
Dec 3rd
Dec 3rd
amorningofsleep: thefrogman: ginandtattoos (via...
Dec 2nd
lickystickypickyme: this makes my eyebrows go infinitely...
Dec 2nd
arielhatesyou:freckledivories:brighteryellow: fack /...
Dec 2nd
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT, FACEBOOOK? FUCK.
Dec 2nd
waaaaaaaalt: My inapropriate girl boner for Philip Seymour...
Dec 2nd
I normally never answer calls from ‘Unknown’...
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
lamebot: nathanieljames: If | Janet Jackson directed by Dominic Sena This has to be one of my...
Dec 2nd
hennypotter: i’d rather fight with you….  I’m so...
Dec 2nd

I feel my best when I say something...

amorningofsleep: spacecataz: Is this why I don’t enjoy sex as much as I should? What, you can’t...
Dec 2nd

I feel my best when I say something...

Is this why I don’t enjoy sex as much as I should?
Dec 2nd
ieatcatlitter: studentloansforbeermoney: Scrubs is...
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
opmuh: dmichaelt: Family Guy The Best of Bruce (OH NOOO!) greatest character ever  ^^^...
Dec 2nd
opmuh: laoprod: wehadthestars: ...
Dec 2nd

hey ieatcatlitter

I changed the spelling so you’ll stop crying, but the baby jesus can still eat my butt. Also,...
Dec 2nd

hey spacecataz

ieatcatlitter: it’s spelled pagan not pagen. the spelling stuff incorrectly on purpose thing isn’t...
Dec 2nd
opmuh: Me and Druv are drinking PBR and we’re about to...
Dec 2nd
andrewtsks: omgjellybeans: Day 2 of being a vegetarian -...
Dec 2nd

i just pranked some "clown" with the...

passthemike: crackedpolystyrene: passthemike: crackedpolystyrene: it’s funny, because it...
Dec 2nd
mollyjones: unless he’s doing this, i really dont care...
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
fuckyeahconor:lyriquediscorde: abbeyhaynes: 15. Bright Eyes - Blue Christmas.  I’m...
Dec 1st
coinci-gay!
Dec 1st
Never 4get
Dec 1st
nonwriting: I am just resting on my LOLz.  Daddy would...
Dec 1st