This Tornado Loves You

(via yerawizardharry) I don’t want to go home for...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:16:11 -0800

I don’t want to go home for Christmas this year.
I don’t want to see my family.
I just want to stay at school for this winter break.
I just want to stay at school with my best friend, Ron.

Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess
Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll play Wizard Chess this Christmas.

Ron’s mom sent him a nice package of presents.
She sent me a nice big sweater.
I got a mysterious gift from my dead dad.
It was an invisibility cloak, how rad.

Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll spend our Christmas being invisible.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll be invisible this Christmas.

Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll spend our Christmas playing Wizard Chess.
Oh, oh, ohohoh we’ll play Wizard Chess this christmas.
Oh, yeah.

uh oh

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:04:23 -0800

uh oh

grapesnbananas: deadwildcat: wamiv: The Dresden Dolls - Coin...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:49:56 -0800

grapesnbananas:

deadwildcat:

wamiv:

The Dresden Dolls - Coin Operated Boy

mastershredder: Popcorn?

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:14:01 -0800

mastershredder:

Popcorn?

crabcakes: Andy: Leslie, I don’t know if this is important or...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:58:59 -0800

crabcakes:

Andy: Leslie, I don’t know if this is important or not, but I have heard a lot of very, very interesting chatter around the shoeshine stand today.
Leslie: Oh my god, really? What have you heard?
Andy: A lot of things, uh, like, “Can you believe it?” and “The parks lady bonked Dexhart” and “Of course she did, she’s totally good to go” and one guy was like “I wouldn’t hit that” and the other guy was like “Me neither” then this third guy was like “I would.” So I don’t know if that’s helpful at all.

Parks and Recreation, 2x12 Christmas Scandal

2989: kickedy: i ate out a jar of honey because i love...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:43:06 -0800

2989:

kickedy:

i ate out a jar of honey because i love marijuana.

yeah? i smoked with your dealer because i’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I NEEDED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I’M SEXY AS HELL

I LOVE finding shit like this at work

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:26:18 -0800

I LOVE finding shit like this at work

A mudkip a day keeps the doctor away

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:19:32 -0800

A mudkip a day keeps the doctor away

'Tis the Season to GET DRUNK and have WebMD make you feel like an asshole for doing so.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:50:53 -0800

'Tis the Season to GET DRUNK and have WebMD make you feel like an asshole for doing so. :

synecdoche:

kelmitchell:

I think #11 and #14 are most prevalent.

HANGOVER FREE SINCE ‘87.

“And if you find you can’t function without a wake-up cocktail, you should discuss the possibility of addiction with your doctor.” WHATEVER, BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW ME

Aubrey Plaza Babe Status: Affirmative

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:28:21 -0800

Aubrey Plaza

Babe Status: Affirmative

jimbag: Metric - “Stadium Love” <3

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:08:16 -0800

jimbag:

Metric - “Stadium Love”

stinemachine: suburbantrash: wrenslastlaugh: Now I’m not...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:29:09 -0800

stinemachine:

suburbantrash:

wrenslastlaugh:

Now I’m not saying I approve of this or advocate hitting women in any way, but don’t pretend it’s not satisfying to see a guido actually get punched out of their Ed Hardy hat.

“If you’re that stupid and you wanna leave tha Jersey shore in the summatime, then I’ma let you leave”

can’t… stop… watching…

chrisfreshh: My tumblr makes me look homosexual. I promise i’m not. I like females, and vaginas,...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:50:44 -0800

chrisfreshh:

My tumblr makes me look homosexual. I promise i’m not. I like females, and vaginas, and boobs. I’m just very romantic, so suck it. (;

defending your sexuality is sooo gay.

RIP Flight of the Conchords

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:28:47 -0800

“Bret, Jemaine and James (co-creator/director) said “we’ve noticed the less we say about the future of the show, the more people want to talk about it, so in an effort to reverse this trend we are today announcing that we won’t be returning for a 3rd season. We’re very proud of the two seasons we made and we like the way the show ended. We’d like to thank everyone who helped make the show and also everyone who watched it. While the characters Bret and Jemaine will no longer be around, the real Bret and Jemaine will continue to exist.”

——

There’s no point in living now. Goodbye, y’all.

My desire to see this movie stems from the fact that everyone at...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:19:14 -0800

My desire to see this movie stems from the fact that everyone at Disney is a flamming bigot and this shit’s going to be RACIST AS HELL. Therefore, hilarious.

The Tumblrairty Elves dropped my figures down 200 points in...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:48:32 -0800

The Tumblrairty Elves dropped my figures down 200 points in 5 minutes. I must be doing something right.

driftingthroughspacetime: opmuh: driftingthroughspacetime: opm...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:39:44 -0800

driftingthroughspacetime:

opmuh:

driftingthroughspacetime:

opmuh:

driftingthroughspacetime:

opmuh:

driftingthroughspacetime:

How’s it goin Humpreet?

I just realized I dont know your name yet.

LOL.

Oh, I’m Nick.

I am sober enough to remember that.

Drinking: You’re doing it wrong.

I WAS REALLY HUNGRY, SO I ATE, SO MY BELLY IS FULL, AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO DRINK MORE.

I want to see you typing in all caps and writing homoerotic posts.

Hey idiot how are your parents

hahaha really tumblr?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:33:33 -0800

synecdoche:

spacecataz:

synecdoche:

you’re taking my top five/bright eyes post seriously but choosing to completely ignore my legitimate and irony-free love for things like jersey shore, the o.c.’s mix CDs, and taxi starring jimmy fallon and queen latifah?

weird.

I take all your posts seriously and the offer to join me in ~~holy~~ blasphemous matrimony still stands. Also am I creeping you out yet

ahaha i am totally down for marriage but it’s going to be hard deciding what bright eyes song should play while we walk down the aisle. also we’re going to need a whiskey fountain.

Speaking of whiskey fountain (that we’re totally going to have), is “Well Whiskey” too awkward to walk down the ailse to? By the way, I’m not really going to “walk” down so much as ‘pimp strut’ so keep that in mind. But if we wanted to keep it classy we could go with “Something Vague” lmk.

hahaha really tumblr?

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:23:49 -0800

synecdoche:

you’re taking my top five/bright eyes post seriously but choosing to completely ignore my legitimate and irony-free love for things like jersey shore, the o.c.’s mix CDs, and taxi starring jimmy fallon and queen latifah?

weird.

I take all your posts seriously and the offer to join me in ~~holy~~ blasphemous matrimony still stands. Also am I creeping you out yet

top five albums of the decade

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:42:39 -0800

synecdoche:

bright eyes - lifted or the story is in the soil, keep your ear to the ground

bright eyes - fevers and mirrors

bright eyes - digital ash in a digital urn

eminem - the marshall mathers lp

bright eyes - i’m wide awake, it’s morning

Pilot will you marry me?